Kendall: The Legend

Edited by: Kendall Mantoani

Kendall is the most wise little 10 year old you have ever met in your life. She's always been like that too. When she asked how long my boyfriend and I have been going out and I said "four months", I aksed her how long her and her boyfriend had been going out. She told me "Well, when we are together, we are so happy that we don't need to keep track of foolish things like numbers and months." Oh goodness.

Today we were chillin' at my pool and talking about how she had murdered her wife Sweet Cream and how she got into a fight with Sour Cream way back in '87. This discussion went on for 10 minutes. She also said many of her little wise sayings. When music came on, we started dancing as if it was the last chance to dance. Disco, the robot, hip hop, anything you can think of.

Kendall is the self declared "Picture Perfect Gorgeous Girl of the Century", as you can see from the pictures above. Once she put on my glasses, I ran up stairs to get my camera and once I got them, she wanted all pictures to be of her. I have about a million pictures of her now.

Her final words? "I'm sexy, I'm hot, I'm just a girl you like a lot." Oh Kendall.

"Let's dance to joy and division,

Let's celebrate the irony,

Everything is going wrong,

But we're so happy."